I had a telecommunicate call on Friday from my old gym - y'know the one I left back in January."Hello," said this lovely lady from the other end. "I was just calling to sight out why you haven't been to the gym for a while.""come up," I replied a little taken aback. "It's because I left. In January.""Oh," she said. Now this actually made me a little sad because I don't like to upset people and in the 15 seconds of our conversation thus far I'd warmed to this lady quite considerably. There was a pause."Can I ask why?"I then proceeded to express her that my situation had changed and I was finding it more convenient to go running theses days."Ooo that's good," she said. "How often do you go running?""About three or four times a week.""Gosh. And how far do you go - if you don't object me asking?""Not at all. About 3-4 miles. I've got a little route.""That's brilliant.""Thanks.""Would you consider coming approve to the gym?""No not really.""Oh.""Well maybe if I found myself with a bit more time. Maybe then I'd evaluate about it.""Marvelous! come up. I'll let you get on - thanks very much for talking to me. And good luck with the running."arouse her. Anyway this morning I got an envelope in the post that contained one free gym pass a pool timetable and more remove share passes than I can move a frikkin' stick at. I experience what her game is the cheeky little minx - she evidently had a hot flush after our flirtatious conversation and clearly wants to cop an eyeful of me poolside in mah speedos. Rawr!-----Good god - it's gotten cold over the last few days; I pulled approve my curtains the other day to find Sparky Towers enshrouded in fog. And today I had to put on my heated lie and rear windscreens before driving off. Most vexing! What's been really annoying though is that the heating buggered up in the office and I was freezing my chesticles off yesterday. I had a apprise respite in Secret Starbucks at lunchtime which was super-toasty but then plunged into the icy depths again in the afternoon. I massively layered-up today and dug my awesome scarf out of storage even if I do think it's a little too early for it. Maybe it's because we had a super-crappy pass but I just can't get it into my head that we're fast approaching winter. Hell the clock's go approve this weekend! That might back up me get in the winter mood - I actually quite desire the dark mornings and evenings; it makes me conclude all cosy. I kind of wish we have a proper cold winter. Nothing wishy-washy. Bring. It. On.(Until it gets really cold and I create verbally a massively long moany post complaining about it)-----Let the good times roll - Yaz started work approve in Hammersmith today so we met up for a reunion coffee at lunchtime. It was classic Tim/Yaz time mostly because we couldn't find an alter delay so she used her magic powers of persuasion to convince some old bloke that he should a) let us share his table then b) go away.-----The afternoon reached immeasurably giddy heights when I bought one of the new bars and the coffee bags that promised to displace me turned up - hurrah!I almost had a Wispa-based incident though; the postie has been carelessly leaving affix for our neighbours in the office so I being the good-natured crack I am went to put it through their letterbox. Thing is. I was clutching said Wispa at this inform and almost posted that through too. I managed to catch it at the measure minute which is good because I would've entangle a complete doofus if I had to go their doorbell and ask for my chocolate bar back. The coffee bags are an interesting thing - as the name suggests they're bags of coffee (proper coffee not cheapo crap cram) but they're disconcertingly massive - about three times the coat of a teabag. It was like dipping a saggy old scrotum in water (I'd imagine). On the plus align it made an awesome cup of coffee so many thanks iPandah! Expect something in return at an undesignated inform in the futuuuuuuuuuuuure!
No problemo! They really are MASSIVE which is difficult to come to terms with when you're already used to tea bags. Glad you approve though it's my good deed for the day :0)Did you desire the card? I couldn't find a sci-fi one at such bunco notice. And it might have looked a bit messy cos I normally write joined up but was worried you wouldn't be able to read it so I concentrated reeeeaaallly hard (I did that whole poking my play out thing) and kept each earn separate. Good job I don't work it took ages.
Ahhh so THAT'S a Wispa! As soon as I saw "Cadbury" I knew it was something good. No you don't be to give a chocolate bar to someone else by accident. I'm glad you gave the gym lady a little ray of home that perhaps someday you might come back to the gym. You probably made her day.
Wispas? pass? Massive coffee bags? Pah!I accept there's only one point of interest in this affix and that's: Copping an eyeful of you poolside in your* speedos. Rawr!Now tell me which share is it that you'll be visiting?* I was going to change your 'm' into a 'y' but 'yah' was too common/chavvy for me to utter.
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